
Ahoy all ye Squatchbucklers! For this seafaring-yet-earthy bar of natural goodness we start with, yes, goat's milk: a natural ph-balancer with alpha-hydroxy acids that will help rejuvenate and moisturize your skin. Oatmeal makes waves in this hardworking soap with the perfect amount of natural exfoliation. This stuff is so great you might even call it the 'GOAT' from sea to sea, as in, the Greatest Of All Time
• Zero Grit
• Oatmeal
• 5 oz. Bar
-Made from natural oils
-No harsh chemicals
-Cold process
-Sustainably Sourced
How To Use:
Lather up this cold process soap and scrub down daily. Great for all skin types
Ingredients:
Saponified Oils of (Olive, Sustainable Palm, Coconut), Goat's Milk, Musk Fragrance, Shea Butter, Oatmeal, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt
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Deep Sea Goats Milk Bar Soap
Ahoy all ye Squatchbucklers! For this seafaring-yet-earthy bar of natural goodness we start with, yes, goat's milk: a natural ph-balancer with alpha-hydroxy acids that will help rejuvenate and moisturize your skin. Oatmeal makes waves in this hardworking soap with the perfect amount of natural exfoliation. This stuff is so great you might even call it the 'GOAT' from sea to sea, as in, the Greatest Of All Time
• Zero Grit
• Oatmeal
• 5 oz. Bar
-Made from natural oils
-No harsh chemicals
-Cold process
-Sustainably Sourced
How To Use:
Lather up this cold process soap and scrub down daily. Great for all skin types
Ingredients:
Saponified Oils of (Olive, Sustainable Palm, Coconut), Goat's Milk, Musk Fragrance, Shea Butter, Oatmeal, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt
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Ahoy all ye Squatchbucklers! For this seafaring-yet-earthy bar of natural goodness we start with, yes, goat's milk: a natural ph-balancer with alpha-hydroxy acids that will help rejuvenate and moisturize your skin. Oatmeal makes waves in this hardworking soap with the perfect amount of natural exfoliation. This stuff is so great you might even call it the 'GOAT' from sea to sea, as in, the Greatest Of All Time
• Zero Grit
• Oatmeal
• 5 oz. Bar
-Made from natural oils
-No harsh chemicals
-Cold process
-Sustainably Sourced
How To Use:
Lather up this cold process soap and scrub down daily. Great for all skin types
Ingredients:
Saponified Oils of (Olive, Sustainable Palm, Coconut), Goat's Milk, Musk Fragrance, Shea Butter, Oatmeal, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt
Ahoy all ye Squatchbucklers! For this seafaring-yet-earthy bar of natural goodness we start with, yes, goat's milk: a natural ph-balancer with alpha-hydroxy acids that will help rejuvenate and moisturize your skin. Oatmeal makes waves in this hardworking soap with the perfect amount of natural exfoliation. This stuff is so great you might even call it the 'GOAT' from sea to sea, as in, the Greatest Of All Time
• Zero Grit
• Oatmeal
• 5 oz. Bar
-Made from natural oils
-No harsh chemicals
-Cold process
-Sustainably Sourced
How To Use:
Lather up this cold process soap and scrub down daily. Great for all skin types
Ingredients:
Saponified Oils of (Olive, Sustainable Palm, Coconut), Goat's Milk, Musk Fragrance, Shea Butter, Oatmeal, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt
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