- Bury your treasure with aromatic pleasure! Make odor nothing more than a whale of a tale with a pure blend of coconut freesia and citrus natural essential oils. Poo~Pourri Ship Happens is a pure blend of natural essential oils that eliminates bathroom odor before it begins and leaves the poop deck smelling better than you found it. With Poo~Pourri as your First Mate, you can drop anchor anywhere! Spritz the bowl before-you-go and no one else will ever know! We care about your health, your toilet, and this precious world we poop in. That’s why we use NO synthetic fragrance, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol, or formaldehyde—ALL stink-fightin’ good stuff (oh, and a pinch of magic). Proudly made in the good ole’ U. S. of A. Precautions: No parabens or phthalates. Avoid eye contact. For external use only; do not ingest. Use in well ventilated area. Keep away from children. Never tested on animals (only stinky humans). Spritz 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl on the water’s surface. Proceed to do your thing. Up to 100 uses – 2 fl oz.